Really, I'm not gay. I do things you might consider gay. I eat lots of bananas and stuff. But I'm very hetero. I pee testosterone concentrate. But lately I've been a little worried about this Marcel Dettmann thing. You know, that handsome Berlin DJ and pro-juicer?
Here's an interview where Marcel he talks about being really straight and having fun making music:
I recently heard a mix Marcel did at Fuse Club in Brussels. You'll notice the thumping thumps he whacks in; he wants you to ignore the people you're with and dance your ass off. He wants you to ignore the drink you're holding.
Personally I like Marcel's chiselled jaw and keut bum-chin. I'm growing a Berlin beard just like his so I'll be ready for my upcoming visit to Berghain. I know the music cums first, but good looks are also part of his PR strategy. So helmets off to Marcel for being unique.
Am I in denial bb?
Play the Fuse mix while you ponder that.
Or download the whole thing right here:
Marcel Dettmann Live at Fuse Brussels
You might also like:
-They met at Berghain (short story)
-Marcel Dettmann's "Planning"